The strange thing was that in Conker the word Fuck is censored, but in this rom it wasn't. It was a lot deeper, and the audio quality was very bad. Then Conker looked at the screen with his torn up bloody face, and said "You're in for HELL, fucker.". It didn't open with the cute jumping N64 logo, and conker cutting it in half with a chainsaw, It started with a grey squirrel (Like the one in the bar on the main menu.) running in a poorly lit room, then a mangled, bloody, wounded Conker appeared behind him and sawed him in half with a chainsaw spilling guts, bones, etc. It began to download.ġ) My guess about how you got the rom was rightĢ) I do have to give him credit for admitting it was dumb. It opened a near blank page with just a button in the middle that said "Download: Conker's Worst Fur Day.zip", I know it sounds dumb that I didn't notice that the name was odd, but I clicked the button anyway. After, I hit I'm feeling lucky, I don't remember the site name, because I wanted to play the game. "I would go onto write Mario 6664 and a really bad rehash of Majora's Mask that ends when the Zelda statue kills Link in a super mega duper hyper realistic bloodbath. I had already had an N64 emulator (Project 64), which I used to relive games like Mario 64, Zelda, etc. Suddenly I felt an extremely big urge to play the game. Okay, so after seeing this I thought "Hey, I remember this game!". If he loved the game so much, I'd like to think he'd of knew that the Great Mighty Poo was from Conker's instantly as, to be honest, it's the most memorable part of the game. I knew I heard that somewhere, then I saw something called "Conker's Bad Fur Day: Great Mighty Poo". And I came across a video called "Eggman is the Great Mighty Poo". Okay, so earlier today, I was watching a YouTube video about Sonic. Huh, finally something in this story that makes sense. (I would have laughed more if i knew what some of the jokes meant before.) Anyways, I loved playing through it and I laughed a lot. I guess we also should assume that they didn't see the box for it, which clearly reads: Warning This Game is Not For Anyone Under 17.Īnyways I used to love that game (I did NOT tell my parents about it because I knew they would return it.).
Unless you got a bootleg label, I don't see how that is possible. But my parents just saw the cover and thought oh this looks like a cute game, perfect for our son's birthday! (update: My parents got me a used copy of the game, and they probobally didn't see the rating, because it was smaller on the cartridge.) It was a game meant for adults due to swearing, blood, nudity, sexual references, etc. When I was younger, I owned a N64, and for my birthday I got a game called Conker's Bad Fur Day. I'm guessing you found this ROM from some sort of suspicious website, and that, because you are an idiot, you downloaded it anyway. Anyways, I guess I should tell you my story. I just played a fucked up game/ROM called Conker's Worst Fur Day. The only person he goes out of his way for is Berri, whether it be calling her to let her know he'll be home late or even taking on a mob boss and his goons to rescue her, even if it seems like she has feelings for somebody else.Found on the Creepypasta Wiki posted by Ralzor123 Also, despite the numerous people who offer to help him, he finds almost every single one annoying in some way, further driving home the idea of his selfishness. His self-destructive behavior is apparent given the lengths he would go just to get a few extra dollars, more obviously, diving headfirst into a pool of feces. Given this, I think Conker is a sub-consciously self-destructive individual, caring very little for anyone else and himself he does, however, love and cares very deeply for his girlfriend Berri. He passes out and awakes to find himself in an unfamiliar area ruled by the Panther King. Eventually, Conker drank so much that he became confused and wandered off from his favorite bar in the wrong direction. Judging by the opening scene of Conker's Bad Fur Day, Conker has made a habit of staying out late, drinking at bars with his friends.